Deep Thoughts # 1

They say: God is the greatest and He is the smartest person in the universe.

I say; Okay, fine! But if He is that smart, how come he couldn’t create some kind of tree producing ready to eat roasted & salted pistachios?

Do you know how many million year human being could save on the time they had spent roasting and salting these raw pistachios?

I know if I was a cool God, I may even consider creating “honey roasted” peanut bushes all over the Earth!