Danger of Mobile Phones

A few weeks ago a report was published by scientists and researchers alarming about the new dangers of mobile or cell phones. According to this report, use of these phones will decrease the sperm count among male users! The report added; the more you stay on the cell phones, the more the danger of low sperm count and possible impotency! I heard this on the radio when I was going home.

* I don’t get it. How could these researchers make the rats use a cell phone?

* After hearing the news on the radio, I picked up my cell phone and called my wife. I gave her the news. Instead of being concerned, she put me on hold to answer the other line!

* I called my wife and told her the news. I said: “I am always on this damn cell phone; I am so worried about my sperm count”. She laughed and said: “Don’t worry; I am sure that “they” are all there. If you hurry and come home before the kids get here from school, I will count them for you!”

* I called my wife and gave her the bad news. She said: “You always blame your shortcomings on the technology!”

* I called my wife and gave here the bad news. She laughed and said: “Listen; I have known you since the old rotary phones; you have not changed a bit!” What a relief it was when she said that.

* After I heard the news, I thought to myself; since the phone company charges us by the minute, it would be so cool if we could charge them back with “sperms!”

* After I heard the news, I told myself “Thank God that I made my wife pregnant before this report came out!”

* After I heard the news, I called my wife and told her about it. After a few seconds of delay, she said: “I think you better start hanging the phone from your neck and not on your belt near that area!”

* After I heard the news, I contacted my phone company and told them that I wanted to sue them for the possible damages! They answered back: “You may do so, but only after your “2-year service contract” is over and you would not be our customer no more!”

* After I heard the news, I called my family doctor to ask him about this claim. Before I say anything he screamed at me: “Don’t call me on my cell phone anymore!”